Saturday

Sup Homies? This weekend I have a huge amount of homework. It stinks.

Saturday

Sup Homies? This weekend I have a huge amount of homework. It stinks.

Tuesday

Hello my friends, my good good friends. It's Tuesday, and everything is right in the world. My Halloween costume is coming along nicely, my parents decided that I can see pg movies now, (But only a select few.) and some kid donated his entire life savings ($15.000) to the producers of Pretty Pony Princess, and they are going to make one last episode! school went bad today though. Edward's worker spilled ostrich waffles down my pants in P.E. Also I got my first B! I'm horrified!
It was for my stunning report for Science class on Koalas, and how they enjoy regurgitating food onto Science teachers. Anywhoo, next Saturday is when they are going to air the last PPP episode, so stay tuned for more writing about my astonishingly sad life! Also, Billy is doing construction on his blog so check that out. But you know, not for too long. Fred Head! Fred head! heee wets his bed bed! He's so weak and he's so lame! Fredward is a stupid name!

Sup Dawgs?

Hey yall, I've been really busy with school lately, and this is how the week went for me. On Monday, I went into school and got long term assignments in all of my classes. Plus short term assignments. Mid length term assignments. Really short term assignments. So many I can't think straight! The same thing happened on all of the rest of the days! My school is undergoing this new program called "Smart Program." Basically, they just give us so much homework that we can't do anything else. Even blog. Luckily, being the genius that I am, I finished my homework before the weekend was over. Actually, to people who are really dumb like Edward, this program seems to be working. For example, on Wednesday in physics class, Mr Bowly asked us what Hamilton's Theorum was, and Edward said,

"For a particle at S to describe an elliptical orbit under the action of a central force directed toward the point V, the force acting on S varies directly as the radius from V and inversely as the cube of the distance from S to the polar of V with regard to the ellipse y'all"

Edward got an A. Well guys, I'll try to blog as much as I can in the next few days so stay tuned. Also the game is coming along nicely!

The Game's Progress

Hey yall, it's Fred here. The game is coming along stupendously! You can play as either Billy or the Groovy Fredward! One level involves trying to dodge paper! This game is going to be awesome Fredfans, so check this site regularly for cool updates! Isn't that exitin'?!!!!!!

Busy

Hi guys, I've been really busy so I apologize that I haven't been posting much. I know this post is lame but so what? I have a life too ya know.

My Handmade Halloween Costume

Hello Fredfans, this post is about my new costume that I'm going to make by hand. I don't know what I should be. I was thinking, giraffe, or maybe a bald eagle or something. Oooh I know! Radioactive tube sock! That's what I'm going to be. Well, gotta go buy parts for it! See ya Fredfans! Also, I came up with my own jingle to play at the end of each post so here it is! Who's so cool? Who makes ya drool? I think I know! He don't have a fro! It's Fredwrad Dixonly! The coolest person ever! I wrote that all by myself! What do ya think? Maybe next post I'll try another one.

Camping Real Adventures Part 3!

Hi my friends..... I am here to tell you about my final day of camping. I woke up, ate breakfast, brushed my teeth, fed the hippo, took a shower, ordered some Chinese food, and went for a hike with my mom and dad. They insisted that we walk around an entire lake. They said I was "scrawny" and "disappointingly weak" and that I could use the exercise. Then I got caught in this savage cannibal trap and taken to this village where I was put in a pot to roast. Then, Tarzan rescued me so I was good. We then continued our long trek around the lake. Mom said she had to use the bathroom, so we had to pull the car over and stop at the nearest Shop Mart. Then we continued our treacherous hike around the lake. When we got pack to camp, it was lunchtime. My mom has this really annoying new diet that she's putting the whole family through, so for lunch today, it was boiled pine cones, served with a side of fried tree bark. It was surprisingly AWFUL. Then, we went swimming in the lake. It turns out that this particular lake was piranha infested, so I'm just sitting there, when all of a sudden I feel this tickling in my pants. Then I screamed and ran away leaving my parents out there on their rafts. I heard these hyenas laughing and these ripping sounds. After we left the hospital, I got grounded for abandoning my parents in their time of need. Thankfully, It wasn't a computer ban. All I have to do is where my braces for an extra year. Well, stop by later and check out my hip new post!

The Billy Shop

Hi guys, my pal Billay' opened up a pad on the www. Its chock full of wizay' stuff. you can roll on your mad slippin' treads, an smack a homie dawg. Sorry if you didn't understand that, but I'm reading a book called, How To Talk Cool 1923. Anyway, Billy opened up a cool shop where you can buy some cool stuff. Check out his site to check it out. I bought the, Billy's Bear For Special People.

Camping Adventures part 2

So after that horrible day, it started to get worse. After I applied sun tan lotion to my whack the mole related injuries, I went to bed. The night was freezing, and I thought I heard something outside. "Mrs. Dogteth, where do we put the body! You never said anyone would get hurt in all of this!" "I know Rick, but I just couldn't let him get away with seeing that! He knew too much, it had to be done." "Well I still don't like it, said the man named Rick. "And I want my full share as soon as we.re done burning it!" "Fine fine." said Mrs. Dogteth. Now I thought Mrs. Dogtheth was smart, what with knowing all of that stuff about mammals, but talking about a crime right in front of a tent with a neon sign in front of it saying "populated tent" was just plain dumb. I jumped out of bed and unzipped the tent. There stood Mrs. Dogteth and a man I didn't know holding the dead body of a hamster. "Ahhh! someones on to us!" she yelled. Then she and the man dropped the hamster body and ran into the hyena infested woods. The hamster jumped up and walked over to me. I kind of liked the little guy, so I decided to keep him. Then he pooped on my hand, so I chucked him into the woods. I heard Hyenas laughing out there, and a bunch of snarling and ripping sounds. I slowly backed into my tent and went back to sleep. Maybe someday I'll post what happened the next day but probobly not. Until next time, this is Fred, signing out.

10,000th post!

Hey people! My blog just reached ten thousand clicks! I guess I will do something for you guys. I'll read you my A+ essay on mammals.

Hello, my name is Fredward Dixonly and this is my p.e. assignment on mammals. Mammals are the exact opposite of reptiles who lay eggs, opposed to the mammals, who lay baby's without them being covered in eggs. Mammals originated somewhere around 14 B.C. and were first discovered by Albert Einstein around 16 B.C. Unlike the reptile, mammals usually have three legs opposed to six. Some mammals, such as the platypus, can lay eggs despite being a mammal. No one knows why this is, or how it is possible except for our very own male health teacher, Mrs. Dogteth. She claims, that the platypus can lay eggs because it can. I strongly agree with her on this, and i think that goes for all of us. This concludes my essay on Mammals.

That was such an awesome essay. I got all of that info from Mrs. Dogteth herself. Ayway, my next post will be about other THINGS that happened to me while I was camping, so stay tuned.

My Camping Adventures

Hello Humanoids, my camping trip was (Oooh big surprise.) sad. First of all, my electronic up in 5 minutes self building tent didn't build itself! I had to sit there for hours trying to put it together without directions and then just randomly this bear/skunk thing came out of the trees and dragged me to it's nest. There it fed me to it's bear/skunk babies, and then I was digested and "recycled" by it's bear/skunk babies. I went back to camp to find my mom and dad in their tent playing wack the mole. They invited me to play. I played. My dad got drowsy and mistaked me for a mole. That mallet included in wack the mole is unusually hard. I'm too depressed. I'll say more words tomorrow.

Camping

Hello Cheeseballs. Today, I am going camping. There will be no computer, cell phone service, or any other modern conveniences. To go to the bathroom, I will just have to wonder out into the mosquito infested woods and find a nice quiet place. Don't expect me to post for a few days, because for reasons I have already explained, I can't. Also I finally managed to ditch those annoying jingle people. Well, until I get back from camping, this is Fred, signing out.

Halloween Costume

Hey guys! Most people think that when you get into middle school, you don't go trick or treating anymore. For me, that is not the case. This year I will go around as normal, dressed in my Prince Eltha costume trying to scare little kids and bring in hoards of candy! This morning, I went to check my costume out in my closet as I do every morning. When I opened the door, Mom ran out carrying a flamethrower. "Um, hi sweety, I was just, um, feeding the wombat!" "Oh ok mom!" She ran away. I looked into the closet. There sat my prized size 2 Eltha Costume, in tattered ruins. "MOM! I think the wombat ate my costume!" "We don't own a wombat dear." said mom.

So now I had the choice of either making a new costume or buying one. I think I'm going to make one. Maybe I'll be a cheese or something. Anyway come back in the next ten years or before to read my next post. Fredward! Fredward! He has a bi- Ahh! Stop following me you annoying people! No! I don't want to buy your jingle!

PPP Gets canceled!

Oh no! Pretty Pony Princess the anime got canceled! Now I will never know what happened to prince Eltha! The last episode left him fighting through hordes of goblins trying to rescue Agatha from walruses! What will I do?!! I guess I'll just have to watch Bloody Ninja Smashdown Extreme, the most boring and babyish show on t.v. Oh also, I got my football tryout sheet in the mail today. Guess what? I didn't make it. Well this concludes another post of Fredward's Sad Life. p.s. my laptop ban is almost up, so I won't have to blog from a cell phone any more.

Life with Braces

Hey guys, my braces stink. People can't understand me! For example, at school today I greeted Mr Ploonski with my usual "Good morning Mr Ploonski! I enjoy watching you sit on your chair!" It didn't come out like that. It came out like, " Goo mooning mither plopsy! I enjoy wathing u (beep!) on you chair!" He got all red in the face and gave me detention. then he walked away muttering, "Oh man he noticed! My pampers didn't work." I watched him walk down the hall and then turned to my locker to deposit my various books. "Hey Fredwardo!" It was Edward. I turned around. "Hi Edward." Then I got my daily dose of dumpster. It wasn't so bad today. Actually I enjoy just floating there.... But then a bird pooped on my face. when I got home later, my Mom said, "Oooh Fredward, I love your new smell! Is my wittle slinkypoo using deodorant? You know, that's the same smell that made me fall for your dad! Ahhh...." I ran to my room as fast as I could. I started chatting with Billy, and we decided to make a video game! it should be done sometime next month. Anyway, stay tuned for another exiting post on, Fredward's Sad Life, the sad life of Fredward! Fredward! Fredward! He has a big head ward! He's so cool and he's so smart! Fredward likes to make his mark! On fire hydrants!

School Gets Worse!

Hi everyone, today school got WORSE. You know that girl that Edward payed to spill her lunch on me last month? WELL SHES LIKE HIS *************** MINION NOW! Today Edward payed her to "accidentally" throw up all over "me." Then, he hired her to "accidentally" grab my science book from me, take it into the girls bathroom, and flush it down the toilet! And then! He payed her to ACCIDENTALLY set up a trip wire in the hall that was connected to the fire alarm right in front of me and get me suspended for "crying wolf"! It's only a three year suspension so my parents aren't that mad or anything. I mean I got grounded for ten years but so what? My computer got taken away but so what? Its only for a week. Till then I'll be blogging from my cell phone in the shower. Hey they're water proof righ- Zttttttt- error- auto save draft will be published as is. error code 9_4_9_15_19

Braces

Oh no friends! Guess what? I was just told by my mom that I have to get braces today! Ahhhhh! My teeth are the most beautiful in the world! see?

Why would I need braces? Oh well, I guess I'm just going to have to deal with it just like the time mom told me I needed sunscreen
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Three Day Weekend!!

Hello my wonderful friends! My life has taken a serious turn for the better since I got banned from happiness - I mean IMVU. First of all, I don't get any cyber abusement from IPummelFredward. Next, I don't have to deal with paying $500 dollars a month for it. Other than that, it stinks. Anyway, this week I get a three day weekend so I've got a lot of spare time on my hands. My friend Billy got his 1000th click yesterday! How cute. Well, I gotta go, my tubesocks are done heating. Bye!

Modding the IMVU

Sup friends? Today Billy and I discovered a great, free, entirely legal, IMVU modder called, Illegal Model Modder 2.1 . It's sweet. First we used the money mod. We each got like a ton of money. Then we went shopping for nail clippers. As the shopkeeper saw us coming with our purses filled with money, she started adding zeros to all of the price tags. I bought this $2.000.000 nail filer from the shopkeepers black market selection and then we were on our way! After waiting in the long restroom line for 6 hours, (you know how girls are.) we bought V.I.P. passes for $100.000.000. Then we got to use the cool bathroom! The bathroom worker taped this peice of paper that said V.I.P over the free, in free restroom, and let us in. After that, we went shopping again! Now I had about 200 IMVU dollars left. I went and spent it on this awesome fake $1.00 bill! Then we modded our appearances. I modded myself to look like a tube sock and Billy modded himself to look like a toothbrush. I also modded IPummelFredward ( who I think is Edward) to look like a cat! I like cats.... Then we raised an army of the dead and battled them with cheese! Even though they far outnumbered us, we sliced and diced our way through them. Then Billy fell off a cliff. Without his help, the dead began to swarm.... I was smothered. Then a message appeared on my screen, YOUR ACCOUNT, FREDILICIOUS123 HAS BEEN BANNED FOREVER FOR MODDING. Please stop by the IMVU gift shop on your way out, to purchase IMVU themed clothes, jewelry, accessories, and toilet covers! Well this stinks. Goodbye November, hello October.

Chick Fight

Hello honored guests and welcome to this post about me, Fredward, playing the amazing online game, IMVU. It all started yesterday, I was enjoying a watching a chick fight with Billy, actually we were playing "Fight that Chick", a new feature on IMVU. I won. My superior skills were what did it. I just used hyper beam combined with thunderbolt and it was a one hit k.o. It was getting kind of boring endlessly beating him so I asked him if he wanted to try modding IMVU. He said, "after this round!" (sigh) So we battled again. Eat this Billy! Giga impact!

Celabrate!

Yo everyone! It's been a horrible September for me! Although I did get a new friend. Anyway, we are nearing our 10,000th click! If my blog makes it to there you will all get, NOTHING! With Halloween coming up in October, I have a feeling my life will be destroyed. By bye now!

The Performance

Hey guys, the show went horribly. For me. Edward Cooper won first prize for his stunning poem, "The Idiot I Pick On" it went like this.

"For today it is whole, tomorrow in half, Fredward's sad face, makes me laugh.
his tube sock collection, is a reflection, of himself, a troubled little whelp.
Any relation(s) to any person(s)' people(s), or wombat(s) alive or dead, in this poem is entirely not coincidental"

After that Edward came backstage, punched me in the face, and said, "I warmed em' ep for ya kid"
Then It was my turn. I looked out into the audience. My parents were out there in the front row wearing foam fingers and soda hats and saying, " That's our little MUNCHKIN up there!" and, " It seems like only yesterday when he was filling his diapers!" "That WAS yesterday sweetheart!" "Oh yeah!" I fidgeted on stage and tried to hide the growing bulge of my pampers tiptoyn ragtin diapers, Then I tried my best to recite my song, but I was all jumbled up.

"When you're sad, when you poo, just remember to wipe yourself with an anti disinfectant wipe, to yourself, and you will pee, pee like a horse! Pee Pony Princess, they're the stuff, made of "who cut the cheese?" Pretty Poopy Princess, just remember to wipe yourself with an anti disinfectant wipe, Poopy Peeing Princess! If they don't go on you I will!"

There was complete and utter silence. Well, accept for my parents cheering madly by themselves. I stood there for a second, bowed, (Phhht!) and walked off stage.

blogin from a cell

Hello everybody, I am bloggin from s fsncy gadget called a cell phone,it is hsrd typing eavh letter, anyway I'm getting ready to go to school and perform my wonderfull song. The reason that I am blogging from a phone is beacause I spilled a brownie on my computer and I can't use my moms because she says only "special" people can use it.well I gots ts go, ttyl, cu l8r, wish me luck with my incredible performance.

I'm Back

Hello compadres! Today I got home from my "vacation" and I'm enjoying being back in ol' Indianapolis! Today at school I waved hello to everyone and smiled at them. They backed away because they thought I was having gas. Also I discovered that tomorrow is the yearly talent show! I decided that I would preform the PPP theme song. I went home and began to practice.

When you're Sad, when you're blue,
Just remember to be true, to yourself,
And you will see, see your destiny! Pretty
Pony Princess! They're the stuff, made of
dreams! Pretty Pony Princess! Just think
of cookies, and ice creeeeeeam! Pretty Pony
Princess! Watch our show so it isn't discontinued!

I am so going to win.

Burnt to a Crisp

Sup pals? Today I was burnt by the scorching sun of California! I was just minding my own business, (Asking people their names, street addresses, and if they had pet yorkies.) when I let my frilly monogrammed parasol down for a second and felt the scorching rays of the mid afternoon sun. At first I didn't really feel anything, but then I got this severe pain in my spleen. Immediately I knew something was wrong with my outer skin, and I rushed to the nearest bathroom to look in the mirror. I looked like a sea radish that was left in the intestine too long, if ya know what I'm sayin'. Unfortunately I had dropped my parasol in my frantic attempt to get into the bathroom and i wasn't going to risk going out in the sun again. I watched as a hobo walked by and grabbed it and mumbled. "Mmmm.. Dinner all week." Then he took a BITE out of my parasol and walked away.

I had to stay in that small utterly disgusting bathroom all day. My parents apparently had driven home from our touring gift shops, back to the hotel and left me there. All afternoon there was this one weird guy asking me to take a "free" "sample" of his "health" juice. I just went into this stall and sat down on the toilet pulled out my laptop, and started blogging. Ooh, its nightfall! Time to get back to the hotel! Oh wait. That guy is still sticking his health juice under my stall door. Oh well, bye.

Food

Fredwardo here, and I'm here to say that I am like the pickiest eater in the whole world. My mom of course, doesn't realize that, and today she took away Agatha's Revenge and forced me to eat all of these disgusting "exotic" foods that would "nourish" me. First of all were the sea artichokes. (Artichokes dug up from the bottom of the legendary Ogre whale's intestine.) Next the sea radishes. ( Radishes dug up from the bottom of the legendary Ogre whale's intestine.) Then, came the stewed cabbage stuffed sea porpoise, served on rye with mayo. Next, there was the horrendously grotesque chocolate mousse with sprinkles on top. And finally, came the most horrible concoction ever to exist on the face of this Earth, The Yummy Tummy Ocean Special. Fourteen disgusting pounds of aged shark milk, aged sea urchin cheese, wild manta ray legs, and baby seahorse toenails, served in a pickled shrimp tortilla and topped with "filtered" wolf crab urine. I spent most of the night spilling my guts to the toilet and vowing that I would never force my children to "nourish" themselves. And of course now here I am, blogging on the hotel computer at midnight. Well, I have to go. Mom wants me to "rest" myself. I'll blog tomorrow. Bye bye now.

New Game

Hola Senoritas, today, I got a new video game! For the whole day I ignored the great seafood restaurants, the ocean, and the various petting zoos scattered throughout California, and just played Agatha's Revenge. (Even though it's banned and I had to buy it from a black market guy dressed as a wombat at the petting zoo.) It was the best two hundred and fifty seven dollars that I ever spent. The game is focused on Agatha, the flower queen of Pretty Pony Princess land, and her heroic deeds getting revenge on the evil vomit Goblins. The controls are tight. (Only twenty seconds between on screen action and the press of a button.) The graphics are amazing! ( Two Pixels per game sprite.) The sound is superb! ( Two beeps and one boop.) and the length of Gameplay? Don't even get me started. ( two minutes ) All in all, Agatha's revenge is the best ps3 game I've seen all year.

Hey

Yo everyone, California is not all that great. Ok, first of all, no one told me that giraffes are poisonous and that they bite, and second, Pretty Pony Princess is banned here. My family got pulled over by the cops because of all of my PPP clothing, and later that night at the hotel, we had to burn all of my clothes, toys, and dvd collections that were related to PPP. I also discovered the hard way, that I have a grotesque allergic reaction to salt water. I was at the beach and decided to get into the water. As I got in, I noticed a tingling sensation, I looked down and realized that my body was slowly disintegrating. Hours later at the emergency room, Mom softly sang me the PPP theme song until I fell asleep.

Vacation

Yo! My dad got a raise for getting this one wombat out that was REALLY stuck in this one guys toilet and I get a weeks vacation! We are going to California! I get to work on my tan, maybe see a giraffe, or a hippo, and we get to stay in a hotel that has BEDS! This vacation is going to be so groovy! I'll try to keep my thousands of blog followers happy by blogging every day but I mean, I don't know, I might be playing with dolphins or something, so don't cry too hard if I don't write a new post every day.

My parents

Ok, my parents are the most annoying people on this earth. My mom is a photographer and is always popping out of unexpected places flashing pictures of me. Like one time I was going to the bathroom and I lifted up the toilet seat. Flash! I slammed that seat down really hard. Then I flushed. About two minutes later my mom showed up on the front door soaking wet and with a concussion. She explained to me that she was taking pictures of people with naturally surprised faces. Then she took away Agatha Escapes from Russia, my favorite video game.

My dad is a plumber and he's always coming home saying stuff about people like "Why all the toilet paper?" and "Why can't people just throw their dead wombats in the garbage?" Although my dad is a plumber, he has never gotten around to fixing our upstairs toilet. We think it's possessed by the previous owner of this house. When we flush it, it always gurgles weird things like " Why Agatha? Why?" and "Why can't people just throw their dead wombats in the garbage?"

Anyway today I was just finishing going to the bathroom, ("Agatha.....") and I went downstairs to cook some pickled mandarins in the microwave. I opened the microwave, (Flash!) and crammed the mandarins in, set it on high for five hours, and went to my room to talk to Billy.

History of Nicknames.

Here is a history of all of the nicknames that I have gotten over the years.

Preschool- Freddypoop
Kindergarten- Fredsmells
First Grade- Freckleward
Second Grade- Rick
Third Grade- Geekward
Fourth Grade- Fredshmurd
Fifth Grade- Agatha
Sixth Grade- Fred the Spaz
Seventh Grade- Fredward the Spazmasta
Current- Fredwardo

Ridicule

Yo Fred here, the movie was amazing!!! The special effects were top notch, and the plot? Well lets just say that the writer, Chan Poauthe is going to win an award. Brad Pitt's Role as Agatha really inspired me to get in touch with my inner flower queen, Tom Cruise played the vomit goblin flawlessly, and Pat Hucone? He put the other toilets to shame. However, when I got to school the next morning and told everyone how great it was, they laughed and then said, "Fredward Dixonly watches Pretty Pony Princess!! What a girl! Ha ha ha! He's so dorky!, and um, a girl!! and um, dorky! He watches PPP!" Then I got a horrible nickname. Fredwardo. After the mystic vomit goblin. Curse you Chan Poauthe for making the goblins name so close to mine. I don't think that nickname is going away any time soon.

PPP the live action movie!!!!

OH MY GOSH!! There is going to be a full length live action Pretty Pony Princess MOVIE!! Smilie emote! :) It comes out tomorrow!! I can't wait! I have to tell Billy! BRAD PITT is going to be Agatha, the flower queen! Pat Hucone will play toilet #3 !! AND Tom Cruise is going to be Fredwardo, the mystic vomit goblin! Also there is an official trailer! Here it is.

PPP!!!!

Like, Oh my gosh! Yesterday I was shopping at the Girl Outlet Store Here, and I found these totally nifty Pretty Pony Princess Slippers! Of course with me being a devoted fan of the PPP movie trilogy, board game, trading cards, Saturday morning anime, books, and all thing Pretty Pony Princess, I made the best purchase of my life.

This morning I wore my PPP slippers to school to prove to everyone how cool I was. People acted afraid of me as soon as I walked in the building. Kids backed up against their lockers when I walked through the hall, Edward avoided me, and there were hushed wispers going around all day. These slippers.... I think.... They have power.... Then a teacher pulled me aside and asked if I was feeling ok, I said "Of course person who edjucates me!" Then she told me to take off the slippers and come into her office. Inside she gave me THE TALK. I know now that my slippers aren't appreaciated by 99.9 % percent of the known universe. I also now know where babies come from.

More Bully Trouble

Yo. Its me... Fred... I'm depressed... It all started in science class today. I got teamed up to do a social studies project with Edward. The Subject? How bullying affects people. I know right? Its downright horrible! When the teacher announced who was going to be Edwards partner I just sat there and tried not to pee too much. (nervous habit.) So that's how, after school EDWARD THE AWFFLE came to my house to work on the project. He didn't work on it at all. All he did was spit on my pile of fresh tube socks, spit on my model of a tube sock, and spit on my tube sock shaped lamp!
Then he called me a nerd! I replied, " Well at least my oral Hygiene isn't spiraling out of control at a disturbingly high velocity!" Then he replied, "Get out of my house!" "This is my house dope!" I said. Then he stuffed me into my smallest tube sock put me up on a hook and left.

My New Freind.

Yo it's the Spazmaster! My new friend is cool! He was the one who told me to make a blog. He also gives me good advice! (Bye Bye pocket protector. sniff. sniff. ) It actually kind of helped my rep at school today. Edward only spilled his lunch on me twice! (YAYYYYYYYY!) And this one girl LOOKED at me for a split second. I'm talking EYE TO EYE contact ( There's one for the dairy!) right before she spilled her lunch on me and went to collect five dollars from Edward.

Also me and Billy ( My Friend) are having some awesome adventures on IMVU. He wrote about them in his blog. Click here it go to Billy's Blog It's like totally wizzy and groovy and as the hippies say "cool"

Billy is probably the only Friend I have. So far our lives seem pretty similar. But his sadder than mine. Stay tuned for my next post!

The Game ( and a new freind)

Hi everyone, Its me Fred oh yeah DON"T CALL ME FREDWARD!!!! Today my mom made me try out for the football team which stinks because my body is probably better built for chess or shuffleboard or something like that. Also Edward the bully is on my team. He kept "accidentally" falling on me and tackling me and throwing pumped footballs into my face.
On a brighter note, after the hospital had cleaned me up I met a new person on IMVU. We were competing in a fashion contest against someone with the screen name IPummelFredward and we both lost to him. Well, actually the person that I met started cussing because his high heel broke and he got disqualified. Somehow we became friends. Maybe it was because we both lost. Maybe it was because he used my favorite cuss word. Maybe it was because we were both male IMVU players. Whatever the reason, we did.

Yo

Hi everyone! My name is Fredward! But most people call me The Spazmasta! Or at least my online I.M friends do. As the blogs title suggests, my life is sad. At school people say I'm nerdy, when in fact I am da coolest person there! My pocket protector is first class, my striped shirt is neatly tucked in with a belt and my shorts don't cover my tubesocks. Some people like the class Bully Edward Cooper think that they have the cool clothes! I mean his long mane of flowing hair, ripped t shirt, hoody, shorts that say "Fredward Goes here" on the back side, and no socks, combined with dc shoes with no laces is sooooo dorky! I think my look is the grooviest in the school!