My Camping Adventures

Hello Humanoids, my camping trip was (Oooh big surprise.) sad. First of all, my electronic up in 5 minutes self building tent didn't build itself! I had to sit there for hours trying to put it together without directions and then just randomly this bear/skunk thing came out of the trees and dragged me to it's nest. There it fed me to it's bear/skunk babies, and then I was digested and "recycled" by it's bear/skunk babies. I went back to camp to find my mom and dad in their tent playing wack the mole. They invited me to play. I played. My dad got drowsy and mistaked me for a mole. That mallet included in wack the mole is unusually hard. I'm too depressed. I'll say more words tomorrow.