Hey

Yo everyone, California is not all that great. Ok, first of all, no one told me that giraffes are poisonous and that they bite, and second, Pretty Pony Princess is banned here. My family got pulled over by the cops because of all of my PPP clothing, and later that night at the hotel, we had to burn all of my clothes, toys, and dvd collections that were related to PPP. I also discovered the hard way, that I have a grotesque allergic reaction to salt water. I was at the beach and decided to get into the water. As I got in, I noticed a tingling sensation, I looked down and realized that my body was slowly disintegrating. Hours later at the emergency room, Mom softly sang me the PPP theme song until I fell asleep.